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"NefeshBarYohai" wrote in message
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On Mar 21, 4:33 am, verape...@yahoo.com wrote:
> On Mar 21, 6:28 am, NefeshBarYohai wrote:
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> > One of my relatives that is living on Eretz Israel is going to send us
> > a pet Arab. It's a male that is two years old. My relative is
> > sending it in a nice little cage and until its house broken we plan on
> > keeping it in the garage.
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> > I've never raised an Arab before and I know they can be somewhat
> > dangerous. I think I'll take a branch off one of our trees and make
> > it into a smiting stick so when the Arab bites or attacks we can hit
> > it on the head with the stick to help tame it.
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> > I'm not sure what to feed it either because from what I hear Arabs
> > have to eat foods that are Hallel. I hope it's a cute little Arab. I
> > think I'll name it Machmud.
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> > If there is anyone in this newsgroup that has ever raised an Arab
> > write me and let me know what were in for please.
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> A tip. get him a pet goat. If you don't, he'll start trying to shag
> the family dog.


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>That's what we thought too.




Be aware that by 11 all Muslim/Arab pets are ready to get married. Like
his Saudi 11 years old brother who married his 10 years old cousin recently.
Read an instruction first how to handle your pet if you want to raise him as
a trouble-free pet. This instruction is called the Koran. From there you
will learn that for Muslim males there is no minimum age for Muslim
females. For a Muslim male it's absolutely fine to have sex even with a
crawling baby - if it is done without penetration (sodomy is OK) . So, when
this time will come , be extremely careful. Double check all locks on his
cage and your garage door locks. No matter how well you might tame your pet
, but his Muslim instinct prompting him to destroy all non-Muslims for the
sake of having more unlimited sex in heaven will always have an upper hand
like for a circus monkey who by accident was left unattended near jungles.
The only difference is that the monkey will just disappears in the jungles
but a free Muslim will chase you down till he slaughters you . So, I wish
you lack and don't forget that these kind of animals are extremely dangerous
to keep at home.