soc.veterans

hymietown, that's new york where all the diamond merchants and other
assorted jewish cheats and thieves live , right ?

know why jews only marry other jews?

they're afraid that if they didn't, their children might be too honest to
cheat and steal?

they need to use their wives noses as can openers ?


A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a
part in the school play.
*"Wonderful. What part is it?"
*The boy says,"I play the part of the Jewish husband."
*The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a
speaking part."

*Q. Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
*A. Under the vacuum cleaner


Q: What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
* A: 'Is ANYTHING all right?'

Sam Levy was driving down the road, gets pulled over by a policeman.
Walking up to Sam's car, the policeman says, 'Your wife fell out of the car
five miles back.' Sam replies, 'Thank god for that... I'd thought I'd gone
deaf!'


Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.

Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the air is free

What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon




"Olly Mensch" wrote in message
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> Rita does ring a bell in your ears??!! Do you remember
> which black mentioned it??
> Olly
>