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From: "Al E. Crocodile"
Date: Saturday, March 22, 2008 8:51 PM
Subject: Re: More Stupid Polls It's a Done Deal President Obama

if you've seen one hillbilly you've seen them all
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> A man after my own heart! He and I have so much in common.
>
>
> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:47:02 -0400, "Al E. Crocodile"
> wrote:
>
>>and mccain will eat himself sick at the golden nugget buffet,
>>fart in public, pinch young women on the ass, make sexually implicit
>>remarks
>>to young girls,
>>pee on a wall,dance barefooted with a lamp shade on his head, call
>>everybody
>>hoss,, and
>>hit on your wife
>> wrote in message
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>>>
>>> Alley, you still haven't been paying attention to the movies like I
>>> told you in that other post about fat presidents causing economic
>>> disasters. If Obama is elected, then, according to the movies and tv
>>> shows, he will do nothing but tapdance, play the saxophone, jive
>>> people, and call everybody "movvafukka".
>>> You need to pay attention more.
>>>
>>>
>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:28:46 -0400, "Al E. Crocodile"
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>damn, everyone can have a poll that shows they're winning
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>No poll will be credible until Americans have been given an opportunity
>>>>to
>>>>see mccain, the fat, ancient,
>>>>squeaky voiced,memory loss victim, and all around general reagan type
>>>>imbecile midget, alongside Obama or Clinton,
>>>>
>>>>and then they, both democrats and republicans, will be so disgusted,
>>>>ashamed,
>>>>and afraid of what mccain will do that the other will win by a
>>>>landslide,
>>>>
>>>>I mean if you were to put Dopey next to the handsome Prince in Snow
>>>>White,
>>>>who would you pick ?
>>>>
>>>>I'll take Snow White, while you decide,
>>>>
>>>>I have the results of the absentee ballots from the Chicago Cemeteries,
>>>>Obama 14,679,301,Clinton 16, McCain -346,000
>>>>
>>>>????
>>>>
>>>>Hell there aren't, 14 million dead people in Chicago, some of them must
>>>>have
>>>>voted more than once,
>>>>
>>>>can't trust them damn corpses
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/03/18/poll-obama-clinton-both-tie-mccain/
>>>>
>>>>Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton would both statistically tie Republican
>>>>John McCain in a general election matchup, a new CNN/Opinion Research
>>>>Corporation poll indicates.
>>>>According to the poll released Tuesday morning, both Obama and Clinton
>>>>are
>>>>locked in a dead heat with the Arizona senator. If Obama were to win the
>>>>nomination, he would get 47 percent of the vote compared to 46 percent
>>>>for
>>>>McCain - a statistical tie given the poll's 3 percentage point margin of
>>>>error. Should Clinton win the nomination, the poll suggests she would
>>>>get
>>>>49
>>>>percent compared to McCain's 47 percent - another statistical tie.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>http://www.surveyusa.com/index.php/2008/03/06/electoral-math-as-of-030608-obama-280-mccain-258/
>>>>
>>>>SurveyUSA interviewed 600 registered voters in each of the 50 states. A
>>>>total of 30,000 interviews were completed. If John McCain faces Barack
>>>>Obama, Obama wins 280 to 256. McCain carries 26 states. Obama carries 24
>>>>states plus the District of Columbia . and then there is Nebraska, which
>>>>divides its electoral votes based on which candidate wins each of the
>>>>state's
>>>>congressional districts. McCain wins Nebraska 45% to 42%, but loses in
>>>>two
>>>>of the state's three congressional districts, which results in Barack
>>>>Obama
>>>>taking two of Nebraska's five electoral votes.
>>>>
>>>>http://americanresearchgroup.com/
>>>>
>>>>March 9, 2008 - Pennsylvania Democratic Primary Preference
>>>>
>>>> Pennsylvania
>>>> Democrats Mar 7-8
>>>>
>>>> Clinton 52%
>>>> Obama 41%
>>>> Someone else 1%
>>>> Undecided 6%
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Barack Obama leads Hillary Clinton 59% to 38% among men (45% of likely
>>>>Democratic primary voters). Among women, Clinton leads 63% to 27%.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2008/03/13/poll-puts-mccain-ahead-of-clinton-and-obama-in-pennsylvania/
>>>>
>>>>A new poll gives McCain,the presumptive Republican nominee, a lead over
>>>>both
>>>>his Democratic opponents in the Keystone State, which holds its primary
>>>>on
>>>>April 22. When survey respondents were asked if they would choose McCain
>>>>or
>>>>Clinton in the general election, 48% opted for McCain versus 42% for
>>>>Clinton. A match-up between McCain and Obama was closer, with McCain
>>>>receiving 47% and Obama at 44%.
>>>>
>>>>Even though the poll puts McCain ahead of Obama, his campaign sent the
>>>>numbers to the media with the subject: "Obama outperforms Clinton
>>>>against
>>>>McCain."
>>>>
>>>>http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSN1824791220080319?feedType=RSS&feedName=politicsNews&rpc=22&sp=true
>>>>
>>>>The poll showed Obama had only a statistically insignificant lead of 47
>>>>percent to 44 percent over Clinton, down sharply from a 14 point edge he
>>>>held over her in February when he was riding the tide of 10 straight
>>>>victories.
>>>>
>>>>Illinois Sen. Obama, who would be America's first black president, has
>>>>been
>>>>buffeted by attacks in recent weeks from New York Sen. Clinton over his
>>>>fitness to serve as commander-in-chief and by a tempest over racially
>>>>charged sermons given by his Chicago preacher.
>>>>
>>>>The poll showed Arizona Sen. McCain, who has clinched the Republican
>>>>presidential nomination, is benefiting from the lengthy campaign battle
>>>>between Obama and Clinton, who are now battling to win Pennsylvania on
>>>>April
>>>>22.
>>>>
>>>>McCain leads 46 percent to 40 percent in a hypothetical matchup against
>>>>Obama in the November presidential election, according to the poll.
>>>>
>>>>That is a sharp turnaround from the Reuters/Zogby poll from last month,
>>>>which showed in a head-to-head matchup that Obama would beat McCain 47
>>>>percent to 40 percent.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/mar/08/poll-clinton-mccain-best-economy-obama-best-unity/
>>>>
>>>>Clinton preferred to deal with healthcare, McCain most favored to handle
>>>>the
>>>>war in Iraq, terrorism
>>>>As concerns grow that the U.S. may be facing a recession, likely voters
>>>>view
>>>>Sen. Hillary Clinton (26 percent) and Sen. John McCain (25 percent) as
>>>>the
>>>>presidential candidates who could best handle the economy, just edging
>>>>out
>>>>Sen. Barack Obama (21 percent), a recent Zogby International telephone
>>>>poll
>>>>shows.
>>>>
>>>>Among Democrats, nearly half (48 percent) believe Clinton would best
>>>>handle
>>>>the economy, compared with 35 percent who believe Obama would do a
>>>>better
>>>>job.
>>>>
>>>>On the issue of leadership, McCain and Obama receive near equal
>>>>support -
>>>>34
>>>>percent believe McCain would be best at providing meaningful leadership
>>>>to
>>>>the country, while 33 percent said the same of Obama. Just 16 percent
>>>>said
>>>>Clinton would be best at leading the country. Among Democrats, more than
>>>>half believe Obama would be the best leader (55 percent), while half as
>>>>many
>>>>(27 percent) said the same of Clinton. Republicans overwhelmingly view
>>>>McCain as the candidate best positioned to lead the country (63
>>>>percent),
>>>>while independents give a slight edge to Obama (33 percent) over McCain
>>>>(30
>>>>percent) - half as many independents (16 percent) view Clinton as the
>>>>best
>>>>leader.
>>>>
>>>>Obama comes out far ahead when respondents were asked which candidate
>>>>would
>>>>be best at unifying the country - 42 percent chose Obama, while 25
>>>>percent
>>>>picked McCain and 13 percent said Clinton would best at bringing the
>>>>country
>>>>together. Democrats overwhelmingly chose Obama (61 percent) over Clinton
>>>>(23
>>>>percent) as the candidate they identify with unity. While 44 percent of
>>>>Republicans said McCain would be best at unifying the county, nearly
>>>>half
>>>>as
>>>>many 19 percent believe Obama would be best - just 3 percent of
>>>>Republicans
>>>>believe Clinton would be the best candidate to unify the country.
>>>>
>>>>The Zogby International telephone poll of 1,026 likely voters nationwide
>>>>was
>>>>conducted Feb. 22-23, and carries a margin of error of plus or minus 3.1
>>>>percentage points. The survey was conducted before Republican Mike
>>>>Huckabee
>>>>exited the race following the March 4 primaries, and included candidate
>>>>choices of Huckabee, Democrat Mike Gravel and Republican Ron Paul, as
>>>>well
>>>>as Clinton, Obama and McCain.
>>>>
>>>>A Zogby International poll in May, 2007 found 82 percent of likely
>>>>voters
>>>>believe American needs a president who is a competent manager. But even
>>>>as
>>>>the field of potential candidates has narrowed, likely voters are
>>>>divided
>>>>on
>>>>which of the leading candidates would do the best job competently
>>>>managing
>>>>the federal government - McCain was seen as the most competent manager
>>>>by
>>>>30
>>>>percent, while 25 percent chose Clinton and 22 percent picked Obama.
>>>>
>>>>Nearly half of Americans - 46 percent - believe the Iraq war would be
>>>>best
>>>>handled under a McCain presidency, while fewer than half as many would
>>>>prefer Obama's (23 percent) or Clinton's (18 percent) leadership when it
>>>>comes to the war. McCain is an even stronger favorite on the issue of
>>>>combating terrorism - 49 percent believe McCain could best combat
>>>>terrorism,
>>>>while 21 percent said the same for Obama and just 14 percent believe
>>>>Clinton
>>>>would do the best job.
>>>>
>>>>John McCain also bests his potential Democratic opponents when it comes
>>>>to
>>>>the issue of illegal immigration - nearly one in three Americans (32
>>>>percent) believe McCain would best handle this issue, though 22 percent
>>>>favor Obama and 16 percent Clinton.
>>>>
>>>>Both Clinton and Obama have highlighted health care reform in their
>>>>campaigns, but more Americans believe Clinton (37 percent) would be the
>>>>best
>>>>candidate to improve access to affordable, quality health care than
>>>>Obama
>>>>(27 percent) or McCain (13 percent).
>>>>
>>>>The leading Democratic candidates are nearly neck-and-neck when it comes
>>>>to
>>>>improving education - 32 percent of likely voters believe the best job
>>>>would
>>>>be done by Obama, but nearly as many - 31 percent - say Clinton would
>>>>best
>>>>handle education. Just 12 percent believe McCain would do the most to
>>>>improve education.
>>>>
>>>>As likely voters mull their candidate choices and eye the election in
>>>>November, the vast majority said selecting a candidate who represents
>>>>their
>>>>values and issues (92 percent) trumps selecting a person they believe
>>>>can
>>>>win the office (6 percent). Democrats (9 percent) are more likely than
>>>>Republicans (4 percent) and political independents (5 percent) to
>>>>believe
>>>>more strongly in choosing a candidate who can win
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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