NefeshBarYohai wrote:
> On Apr 11, 11:47 am, Don Ocean
>> NefeshBarYohai wrote:
>>> On Apr 11, 7:34 am, mud...@sympatico.ca wrote:
>>>> On Apr 10, 11:05 pm, NefeshBarYohai
>>>>> On Apr 10, 8:00 pm, mud...@sympatico.ca wrote:
>>>>>> On Apr 10, 7:48 pm, NefeshBarYohai
>>>>>>> Since I'm Jewish and not a Christian I'm a bit bewildered. Last
>>>>>>> Sunday I was watching Roman Catholic services on the television. I
>>>>>>> noticed the priest lift something that is called a host that is
>>>>>>> basically bread above his head and bless it. After he blesses it then
>>>>>>> the host becomes the body of Christ and is fit to be eaten by the
>>>>>>> congregation of the church. Likewise when he holds the wine up over
>>>>>>> his head and blesses it then the wine becomes the blood of Christ and
>>>>>>> is fit to be drank by the congregation of the Church.
>>>>>>> So these are my questions; Say the Church is a Jewish or Muslim Church
>>>>>>> that observes Kashrut and Hallel laws. Could the priest then lift a
>>>>>>> rack of beef ribs over his head and bless them and said such ribs
>>>>>>> become the ribs of Christ? Or to go even further what if the priest
>>>>>>> lifted the testicules of a bull (rocky mountain oysters) over his head
>>>>>>> and blessed the testicules would they then become the balls of
>>>>>>> Christ? I would think that all these are part of the body of Christ.
>>>>>>> So I suppose if I'm hungry on Sunday since I'm a Jew I could go to a
>>>>>>> Jewish Church and have a meal of a rack of Jesus'es ribs and balls
>>>>>>> right? What has me bewildered is that it doesn't seem right that
>>>>>>> Jesus died on the cross so that mankind could become a bunch of
>>>>>>> cannibals eating his body and drinking his blood. Sounds like
>>>>>>> something the African heathens do.
>>>>>>> Help me understand this practice please by posting you comments below.
>>>>>> But why are you JEWS become pussy salesmen?
>>>>>> Why do JEWS back prostitution?- Hide quoted text -
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>>>>> Why are you a prostitute for low class bugger eaters.- Hide quoted text -
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>>>> You are born in a brothel and dont know the name of your father
>>>> because your mother has no idea who the hell is your father.
>>>> Jewish women cannot remember the fathers of their children because
>>>> they fuck with many guys in a day!- Hide quoted text -
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>>> You have Jew mistaken for your relatives.
>> Damn Yohai, This person has your genealogy down to a "T". ;-p
>> You Mom was typical Jewess...Too cheap to use a condom and out popped
>> little very diseased Yohai! ;-p Doesn't Yohai mean Sailor in Hebrew?
>> Named after your Daddy in the 7th fleet no doubt.- Hide quoted text -
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> Don Ocean is the King of the Masturbators and a general jack-off.
Oh no! I could never achieve that massive achievement. Besides that I
Only made Colonel. ;-p I understand you are double jointed and spend a
great deal of time licking yours when you are lucky enough to find the
little fellow! ;-p Your the only person I know that has given
themselves a Social disease.