Group: sci.physics.particle
From: "Cork Soaker"
Date: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 10:59 AM
Subject: Re: What's your predictions of the LHC and coming new physics??


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: What's your prediction of the LHC and coming new physics?
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It will correctly figure out which way a cat, with a piece of butter-side-up
toast strapped to its back, will land.

It will also prove that God is a really a pencil sharpener from Mars.

Maurice Kellett, the tit with the trigger finger, will also die.