sci.physics.particle

Uncle Al wrote:
>A Conservative and a Liberal are walking down the street when they
>encounter a homeless fellow. The Conservative takes out a business
>card and a $20 bill and says,
>
>"Come in Monday morning and we'll start you out as a janitor."
>
>The Conservatve and Liberal continue walking. They encounter another
>homeless fellow. Then Liberal reaches into the Conservative's pocket,
>takes out two $20s and says,
>
>"Theres' a Welfare Office a couple of blocks down the street. Here's
>$20 - take a cab."
>
>The Liberal then pockets the other $20 and says to the Conservative,
>
>"You swine! What can anybody buy with only $20 these days?"
>
No doubt many on the left won't even understand how closely the above
joke mirrors the truth... the left take from "the rich" and distribute
a tiny percentage of that to "the poor", most of it goes to
themselves, of course.