alt.education

I quit high school about 5 years ago. I was sofmore. I be 26 now and
thinkin about get edgacationn. I spend the last 5 years doing drugs
and drinking, and I go to AA now. I be reddy to improve meself. I
carefuly thinked about me future and I know what I wanna do. I want
to be a Pimp. I call collage and they tell me they aint teeching that
coarse. I write leter to anudder skool and the not write or call me.
Where do I go for pimp skool to get edgacation./ I know I be a good
pimp but gotta learn to do the pimp stuff todo it.