alt.education

futurepimp@aol.com wrote in news:rrp8u31grkv90ihsbp55u8eeopdtkn3osa@
4ax.com:

> I quit high school about 5 years ago. I was sofmore. I be 26 now and
> thinkin about get edgacationn. I spend the last 5 years doing drugs
> and drinking, and I go to AA now. I be reddy to improve meself. I
> carefuly thinked about me future and I know what I wanna do. I want
> to be a Pimp. I call collage and they tell me they aint teeching that
> coarse. I write leter to anudder skool and the not write or call me.
> Where do I go for pimp skool to get edgacation./ I know I be a good
> pimp but gotta learn to do the pimp stuff todo it.

Sounds like you're ready to run for President.